Are you a Utard?

So I have been gathering thoughts from my brain as well as thoughts from friends and family to come up with this list!

Are you a Utard?

• You have experienced "the greatest snow on earth"
• You know how to pronounce Wasatch correctly
• Funeral Potatoes
• You've seen children on human leashes at Walmart
• You use the word "sluff class" instead of "skip class"
• Driving you can see an LDS church every mile
• 4 Seasons
• You've been to Dicks' or Granny's restaurant
• Family Stickers on the back of vehicles
• You have been to one Linger Longer
• Fry Sauce
• When go fishing you catch Rainbow Trout
• Heber Creeper
• You have said "It's Closed Sunday"
• You've seen RM
• Words: Crap, Fetch, Dang

• "djeet?" ("Did you eat?")
• "lawnmore" (lawn mower)
• "leafblore" (leaf blower)
• "ain'tcha?" (Aren't you?)
• "cha" (You)
• "ain'tcha?" (Aren't you?)
• "dcha?" (Did you?)
• "djew?" ("Did you?", Panguitch version)
• "squeet" ("Let's go eat)
• Heres a conversation with cousins LaVerl: "Djeet yet?"LaVell: "No, djew?"LaVar: "Squeet!"
• Jello
• Utah Claw Hairdo
• You know how to pronounce Tooele
• In November you can board in the mornings - come back to the valley and play a round of golf
• Rat is not only a rodent but a action you do to your hair
• You know how good the scones are from Chuck A Rama
• During Christmas time atleast one visit to Temple Square is made, to see the lights
• Deer Valley is not a valley of deer but for the rich
• Proud owner of any item that is HUNTER ORANGE
• Camo
• Little Acorn
• You know what Muttin Bustin is
• While driving on freeway you see "SINGLE WARD DANCE........" banners on the overpasses
• "Welcome Home Elder..... " or "I love you...." made of plastic cups in the overpass fence
• You have gone "Trunk Or Treat"
• Attended: Mary Kay, Pampered Chef, Lia Sophia parties all within a two month period
• You have participated in a Road Show
• You know where the point of the mountain is
• Using abbreviations like AF (American Fork) SF (Spanish Fork) is normal
• You know where Happy Valley is
• Passing Pioneer park you know you aren't going to see any pioneers
• You can tell what direction you are going from the Mountains
• You have a season pass to either Lagoon, Seven Peaks or Raging Waters
• Cosmic bowling was the best date
• Girl Scout cookies
• You know how to snype hunt

You know you just went through this list and said YES to about everyone of them! I love you all my fellow Utards!